22 May 2013

Why have the Canucks failed to win the Stanley Cup in the past four season?

#1. They’re not scoring more goals than their opposition.
#2. They’re not actually that good.
#3. They’ve come to realize their dislike for the cold. And the ice.
#4. This is what some players are doing in their spare time
#5. When playing against teams of such a high caliber as Chicago, it’s virtually impossible to win. 

Question #3 was courtesy of Reuben Bradley


  1. Ohhh, so that's why. I've been puzzling about this for the last 4 years.

  2. Ooooh, #2 = burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn. Ouch.
    #4... that Schneids - the man can do no wrong, how dare you!
    #5. Actually, we beat Chicago in our 3rd last game of the season. I was there. It was awesome. Then we proceeded to suck again. It was awful.

  3. I was. "We are all Canucks" - look it up!